IdiotsIncorperated

So, I was just thinking (I know, always a bad idea). Actually I was reading, but I got to thinking:
   In (one of my favourite books) John Dies at the End, Robert the fake Jamaican is described as attempting the stare of an exotic voodoo priest. The kind that makes you hear Theremin music in your head.
   Now, try and follow me here, I listen to the podcast Welcome to Night Vale. (Who doesn't? If you don't, go listen, it's worth it.) Cecil definitely has his scary voodoo priest moments, as well as his adorable/adorkable moments.

   Is it just me, or can anyone else see him looking something along the lines of exotic desert voodoo priest? That's my new headcannon for him.  

You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by Bloody Mary. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because Bloody Mary will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong. Want to hear of some of the sad, sad people who lost their lives or have been seriously hurt by this email?

CASE ONE -
Annalise [Surname Removed] :She got this email. Rubbish she thought. She deleted it. And now, Annalise dead.

CASE TWO -
Louise [Surname Removed]: She sent this to only 4 people and when she woke up in the morning her wrists had deep lacerations on each. Luckily there was no pain felt, though she is scarred for life.

CASE THREE -
Thomas [Surname Removed]: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake. The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows '12:01am'. The T.V misteriously flickered off and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed on and off several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked to the left of him and there she was, Bloody Mary standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life.

Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -'Bloody Mary.Bloody Mary.' Bloody Mary... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED

We strongly advise you to send this email on. It is seriously NO JOKE. We don't want to see another life wasted. ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...

NO PEOPLE - You're going to die.

1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life.

5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die.

15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from Bloody Mary

(don't know how many people read my journal entries, but I hope this works. Personally, I wouldn't be freaked out, but...just to be on the safe side. I'm actually really superstitious.)
(I will not fear. Fear is the little-death that brings total destruction. I will face my fear and let it wash over me. It will perish and only I shall remain)

Found this and decided to do it.

[X] the dark (I actually like the dark, it helps when I sleep but my mind makes up unreasonable scenarios of monsters and stuff.xD)
[ ] staying single forever
[] being a parent (I just don't want to)
[X] giving birth
[/] being myself in front of others
[ ] open spaces
[] closed spaces
[X] heights (you know it…)
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[ ] flowers or other plants
So far: 3.5

[] being touched
[x] fire
[/] deep water (I just don't feel comfortable)
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[] failure
[] Success (I'll be taken advantage of and plus, I'm not sure I can deal with the pressure of success)
[] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriend's/girlfriend's dad
[ ] boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[X] rats
[X] jumping from high places   (that kinda comes with fear of heights
[ ] snow
So far: 7

[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[X] crossing hanging bridges (It doesn't matter how high off the ground it is, I really hate them.T^T Heights…again…I especially hate those really weak wooden ones.)
[] death
[] heaven
[] being robbed  
[X] falling
[] clowns  
[] dolls (That's half the fun of being a ballerina is pretending you're a doll)
[] large crowds of people
[ ] men  
[ ] women
[] having great responsibilities
[] Doctors, including dentists
[x] tornadoes (try living through one. I don't recommend it)
So far: 10

[x] hurricanes (close to tornadoes, they aren't fun)
[X] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[] being alone
[X] becoming blind  (I admire the blind, but if I was blind…)
[X] becoming deaf (I don't even want to think about it
[/] growing up
So far:  14.5

[] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[x] high speed (oh HELL no. That's almost as bad as my fear of heights)
[ ] throwing up
[] falling in love
[ ] super secrets
So far: 15.5

Okay then. I guess I'm normal in the fear department.

If you wish to post this in your journal, it's been requested that you title it I'm afraid of _ out of 72 common fears

If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, you're paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, you're fearless.

I haven't been on in forever. I just went onto my other account and just never came back on here. Which is odd because I a.) got this account first b.) like this one better

eeeeee! Yesterday I got the most beautiful teapot! it's called the 'Ginger Lily Teapot' and it's so amazing! it's like a ceramic flower. or a glass flower. i luvs it!